TRANSCRIPT OF LIVE NEWS STORY
2nd September, 2014
"Straight from SNN World Headquarters in Shaz City, Shazbotdom, this is a breaking news story. We apologize for interrupting your favorite programing. Now, from Sudio 1, here is Stacy Keibler."
"Thank you, John and welcome to all of our loyal viewers. Today we have breaking news for you as the supreme Emperor will be making a speach within the next 10 minutes from the chambers of the House of Commons within the Imperial Parliament. But first we want to touch on the situation that he will be addressing a little bit, with me to my right we have Political Commontator Henry Jones and special reporter to the Shazbotdom Imperial Parliament Brian Thompson. Welcome gentlmen to our show today."
"It's great to be here," Henry replied.
"It's always a pleasure to do a show with you, Stacy," Brian replied, obviously sucking up.
"Today, we are here to discuss the late night vote of the Imperial Parliament, which is Parliamentary Bill #17-EM04, the Official Declaration of Intent for Military Action. This is against a nation that calls itself 'Zonolia' in responce to what the International Community is calling 'a complete disreguard for basic human rights' as well as 'an assault on humanity as a whole'. Ladies and Gentlmen we are talking about the mass murder of more than 16,000 civilians who, by reports from the International Community, were only protesting a new Tax levied on them by their goverment which makes them pay what the Minister of Foreign Affairs has called 'an outrageous Tax just for living'."
"The people of Zonolia are at a crossroads," chimes in Henry. "This 'tax' will make their entire Middle Class disappear within a matter of months. People will be fine and jailed due to this tax and their country will be thrown into a greater Depression than what happened to Gimmerland only 120 years ago."
"Also, with this mass murder of Zonolian Nationals by their own government," Brian says, "one must question the governments ability to lead their own people. If they have to resort to opening fire into a large crowd of people who are just protesting this incomprehensable tax, one wonders what they will do if there is another protest from an even larger group of it's own..."
"Hold on, gentlmen," Stacey interrupts. "Something is happening at the Parliament. Ladies and Gentlmen, we now take you live to the Shazbotdom Imperial Parliament, where we are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Supreme Emperor Larry Williams."
SCENE: House of Commons Chamber, Imperial Parliament, Shaz City, Shazbotdom
The camera cuts off of the three at SNN Headquarters and goes directly to the Parliament. It's a sight that is rarely seen anywhere within the Empire. The Joint Chiefs of Staff were standing behind the leadership of the Imperial Parliament, the Supreme Emperor's family was sitting down in front of them and the Prime Ministers of the various Colonies of the Shazbotdom Empire were sitting to either side of them. What seemed like the entire governing body of the Empire was sitting in one room. The camera panned to the left and the Supreme Emperor began to stroll into the room from a door.
Larry walked slowly as he entered the room, upon his first step through the door into the chambers the National Anthem of the Empire kicked on over the speaker system within the room. Holding his head high, he was proud of this Empire that he helped to bring into glory over the past 35 years. From his holding the position of Minister of Foreign Affairs under the Former Supreme Emperor, to being elected Supreme Emperor until the time when in this very chamber Bill 16-2708 was passed that made him the Supreme Emperor for Life and established the Imperial Bloodline as it is.
The only sad thing is that his eldest son was not here to see his anouncement today, but that was the life of a Diplomat. The talks that his son was comming back from were important to the safety of the Empire and while it was sad that he had to attend them, it was nessicary for the future of the Empire.
"Desideratus Fatum," the song was nearly to the end as he stopped at the podum and looked out over the trongs of people. Not only was the House of Commons here, but also the House of the Senate was as well as citizentry, of whom were let in for free after going through security in the front of the building. "Desideratus Bellum," the song had reached it's end and the final notes were playing as Larry held up his arms to let the crowd know that they could sit down.
"My fellow citizentry of the glorious Shazbotdom Empire, I come to you today with sadness in my heart for my fellow man," he began his speach. "A few days ago it was brought to my attention that the Constitutional Dictatorship of Zonolia had instituted a terrible tragedy within their own National Boarders. With information gathered by Shazbotdom Marine Intelligence and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs under the stewardship of Mr. Kennith G Terrance," He said as he motioned over to the Minister of Foreign Affairs with his left hand, "I have had all information related to the incident gathered and it was distributed to the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for revew."
"We have come to the conclusion that the act of murdering more than 15,000 innocent civilians who's only 'crime' is that they were protesting against what the Joint Chiefs of Staff, myself and various members of the Imperial Parliament are calling 'unfair taxation'," the crowd of people began to speak rather loudly with the information that has been pointed out to them. "Calm down, please," Larry pleaded with them. "This is neither the time nor the place for debate about this situation. This situation MUST be remidied if the world is to continue to prosper and the scourge that is the government body of Zonolia must be purged from history."
"These men and women of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps will make an example of the tyranical leadership of Zonolia. "It is, though, my deepest regret that my son is not with these men and women fighting for the rights of the citizentry of Zonolia as he is currently returning on a 3 day flight from an important meeting, but I do know that my son, Major Thomas Williams, would love to be the first one on the ground with his weapons firing at enemy troops and laying siege to the capital building of the Zonolian Government to arrest it's leadership for the mass murders that occured within their country. The sanctity of life shall be avenged and the Shazbotdom Marine Corps shall be the sword and shield!"
The scene erupted in the room as Larry raised his hands, the crowd cheering loudly and wildly. He then lowered his arms and turned to his family, who stood up and hugged him. They all then turned and exited the room together with the cheers of the populace and Parliament behind them.