TRANSCRIPT OF LIVE NEWS STORY
11th June, 2014
"This is Andrew Hackenburger from Shazbotdom News Network bringing you this late breaking story," the reporter said while standing in front of the Imperial Palace. "With a new small threat of war between more backwards nations, the Supreme Emperor went on record after these nations calling themselves 'superpowers' as saying the following."
"I do not see how these two nations can call themselves 'Superpowers'," Larry Williams, the Supreme Emperor, said from his office on camera, with an overview of the Palace Grounds behind him out the window. "Their militaries are weak as hell and they would need to have alliances come in to help them with this wole conflict. While if the Empire was to go to war with either of them, we would swat them to the ground and stomp on them like they are insects."
"This statement came during an interview with SNN over new legislation that is being proposed within the Parliament. This is Andrew Hackenburger with Shazbotdom News Network, back to you in the studio."