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05 April, 2020
After a few days of no activity, it seems the Feng Empire is attempting to show that they are a super power on the International Stage by staging Multiple Military Parades throughout their realm. The Empire found, long ago, that such things are useless in todays day and age and instead, held a Parade to honor peace, prosperity, and partying in the manner of what can only be described as a Mardi Grad Day Parade. The Mystical Krewe of Drandio Paraded through Shaz City to a crowd of more than 1.3 Million people on a route that stretched for Twenty Five miles, starting near the first sets of Embassies within the Empire, going through the Governmental District (including the Imperial Palace and Imperial Parliament), through the Downtown District and into one of the largest Residential Districts of the City, where it finished up at the Convention Center within the Warehouse District.
The parade consisted of more than Three Hundred Fifty Floats and more than One Hundred Fifty Thousand Riders, Walkers and other groups. This included more than Fifty Marching Bands and the internationally recognized Eleven Ten Stompers. A replay of the parade is available for $5 to any one interested via Scroogle Video or $9 plus Shipping and Handling to anyone who wishes the old fashioned DVD or Blu-Ray models.