TRANSCRIPT OF LIVE NEWS STORY
27th September, 2014
"Ladies and Gentlmen, with report of Zonolians protesting the recent approval of their Government for a base of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps to be opened on an island within their Gulf, no official responce has come out of the Office of the Supreme Emperor," The news person stated. "This comes as a shock to many people as the Supreme Emperor is normally very vocal about these types of things." He turned his chair slightly as the camera changed, "word from the ISS Hellbringer though is that the Zonolian Deligate, in fact, jumped overboard off the back of the deck because reports show that he thought that the shazotdom fleet would shoot his aircraft down with Surface-to-Air missiles if he left in that manner."
He switched to a different sheet of paper, "reports show that Major Williams, the eldest Son of our Supreme Emperor, ordered that the engines of the fleet be shut off to ensure that the dilusional and mentally unstable individual who was chosen to be the Deligate for Zonolia would 'not be chopped up to shit by the propellers'."